This is stupid. Lets just move to a different question.
Dr.Idiot:The Quickest and cheesiest header known to mankind! LOOK AT IT! LOOOOKKK AT ITTTT~! Also I swear I will art more with these pony gals. I SWEAR!
Raindrops: Muffins motivate her, though we only break them out when we get huge mountains of mail. Generally around the holidays.
Hello! Raindrops and Ditzy-Doo here to answer any questions you may have about Equestria's Postal Service! We can also answer any questions you have for us specifically, I suppose...